Okay so Sometimes in class I like showing my buttcrack sometimes when I want my buttcrack out I just asked to go to the bathroom them I took my underwear. I've been showing my buttcrack some around the house with my underwear low and just letting my buttcrack show but only when I'm alone. I'm nervous to go.

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My bf and I have a friend that is gorgeous. Tje Ni Mousso Torrent. And not just run-of-the-mill average gorgeous like Julia Roberts, or slutty gorgeous like Denise Richards or even exotic gorgeous like Catherine Zeta Jones. She’s gorgeous gorgeous. Imagine if Angelina Jolie, Sienna Miller, Tyra Banks, George Clooney, Zac Efron and Johhny Depp all got together and created one perfect looking childthat would be Jen.

But for all her beauty, poor Jen is still single. One night, after an evening of heavy drinking I asked her how someone with her face and body combo could not have a Brad Pitt inspired boyfriend on her arm and in her bed. “It’s too embarrassing.” she said and gulped down the last of her dirty martini. I ordered her another and by the end of that one she was ready to talk. “I have an unusually high butt crack,” she confessed with the shame of an over-eater at a Weight Watchers meeting. I chocked on my cocktail. I thought she was going to give me some canned explanation like her hips were too big or guys are assholes. A high butt crack was a new one for me.

The rest of the night she explained how her abnormality had crippled her in the fight to bag a man. When all the other girls were flaunting their anorexic-induced, emaciated bodies under rubber band sized bikinis, Jen had to cover up her dairy-aire with a one piece suit, so as to not moon the other sunbathers. And when all her friends were flashing their tramp stamps (a tattoo on the small of a slutty girl’s back) poor Jen had to cover up, in fear that her Celtic inspired sun tattoo would look less like an homage to the goddess of light and more like a quarter being inserted into the slot of a video game machine. It was three years ago that Jen confided in me about her Quasimodo backside and for three years I thought it was the one thing that would keep her from the American dream.

That was, until this past weekend. There’s a great neighborhood restaurant across the block from our house that my bf and I frequent. It has good food, large martinis and a broad swatch of customers. But after the housing market shit the bed and the “f” word (furlough) started being heard around my office, we cut back on our entertainment budget and now only go out for special occasions, like celebrating my bf’s latest promotion. We walked into the restaurant and noticed that something had changed. Majalah Misteri Pdf. The food still looked good and everyone at the bar was sipping on oversized martinis, but the diverse clientele seemed to have been replaced with pod people from the suburbs.